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im like horny for 30 hours a day
**correction. 69 hours a day**
thats just stupid theres not even 69 hours in a day
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ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
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