Anonymous asked: omfg your blog is hilarious
Why bother with anon if you’re not being mean? But still, ‘tis very much appreciated. Feel free to drop in (to my message box) and say hi anytime :)
letsgetwreckedonpop-tartsandsex:
BLESS THIS TEACHER HOLY SHIT
why do my teachers not mark like this?!
(Source: pleatedjeans)
Natasha: Seven guards. All with semi-automatic rifles.
Clint: Hey, Widow. I know we haven’t dated in forever but will you do me a favor?
Natasha: I don’t like where this is going, Hawkeye.
Clint: No, no, just, at my funeral, will you get up and say something crazy awesome about my manhood?
Natasha: Where is this coming from?
Clint: Eh, I don’t know. I’ve been thinking a lot about mortality lately. North side first, hot shot.
~CHUCK, CHUCK, CHUCK~
Clint: Like, tonight for instance… you and me in the middle of the Latverian nowhere… and we’re here to do what?
Natasha: Shh…
Clint: I’m just saying —
Natasha: Be quiet or I will tell everyone at your funeral what your favorite movie is.
Clint: What? Don’t even joke.
Natasha: Sshh.
Clint: Because I know a lot of things about you, you know.
Natasha: Take a look.
Clint: No, seriously.
Natasha: Look.
Clint: Well, that’s just weird.
Natasha: I’m calling it in.
Clint: No.
Natasha: I’m calling in.
Clint: We can handle that.
Natasha: Sure. Avengers assemble.Avengers Assemble # 1
What in the actual fuck??!
did you see how he got into bed?
i’m too lazy to run up a wall and hop in bed
(Source: nikolawashere)
